Caffeinated Politics

One day, Obama was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Biden driving a brand new pickup.

Biden pulled up to him with a wide grin.

"Biden", where'd you get that truck?'

'Nancy give it to me.' Biden replied.

'She give it to ya?

I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Obama, let me tell you what happened. We were drivin' out on the levee, Nancy pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and headed into the woods.

She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said,"Biden", take whatever you want.'

So I took the truck!'

"Biden", your a smart man! Those clothes woulda never fit you!'