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#1 Post by k.d. » Mon Jun 18, 2018 1:18 pm

Even though a Muslim named Omar Mateen slaughtered 49 people in a gay club two years ago declaring that he did it on behalf of the Islamic State, America’s gaylords and fag-a-trons still want to blame the only president in recent history who says that shlepping more Muslims into the country might not be a good idea.

A group which calls itself the Human Rights Center but focuses entirely on the rights of sodomites claims that last year, 52 gay Americans were murdered because of their sexuality.

As a result of such atrocities, homos across the nation are allegedly taking up arms and fighting for their goddamned lives.

In the hyperbolic drama-queen fashion that is typical of The Gays, a tiny lesbian tells The New York Post that “I don’t want to get beaten to death, stabbed and burnt alive. I want a gun to feel equal.”

Where are gay people getting beaten to death, stabbed, and burnt alive? Oh, right—in Muslim countries. They’re getting thrown off buildings there, too. But when was the last time that an American man who lieth with a man as he would lieth with a woman was burnt alive? (More importantly, is it on YouTube?)

Because 52 homos among America’s population of 10 million or so homos were murdered for being homos last year, Americas 9,999,948 still-living homos are in a tizzy. They are joining gay gun groups such as the Pink Pistols, AKA the “gay NRA.” The Pistols allegedly boast 10,000 “mostly queer” members in 45 regional chapters. Piper Smith, a lezzie who heads the San Diego chapter, says that she decided to arm herself two days after Omar Mateen’s massacre in Orlando.

“Gays that are armed and trained don’t get bashed and killed,” explains Pink Pistol “poster boy” Jeff Bloovman, who to our knowledge has never shot anyone for attempting to gay-bash him, although we suspect he’d enjoy it.

Gay and bisexual men in America acquire 26,000 new HIV infections every year. At least 5,200 gay men died of AIDS last year, which means that easily avoidable HIV infections kill gay men at a clip of at least 100-1 compared to anti-gay murder. Homophobic homicide is hardly the biggest threat to the gay community—the gay lifestyle itself is.
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